Simon Lipkin (Mr Poppy), Scott Garnham (Paul Maddens), Ashleigh Gray (Jennifer Lore), Charles Brunton (Gordon Shakespeare), Penelope Woodman (Mrs Beaven), Rylan Clark Neal (The Critic), Danny Dyer (Hollywood Producer), Dani Dyer (Polly Parker), Sharon Osbourne (Crystal Collins), Jonathan Bourne (The Lord Mayor), Scott Paige (Miss/Mr Rye)