Wayne Fitzsimmons (u/s Tick (Mitzi)), Richard Grieve (Bernadette), Graham Weaver (Adam (Felicia)), Giles Watling (Bob), Emma Kingston (Diva 1), Ellie Leah (Diva 2), Laura Mansell (Diva 3), Alan Hunter (Miss Understanding), Julie Stark (Marion), Frances Mayli McCann (Cynthia), Regan Shepherd (Farrah), Regan Shepherd (Young Bernadette), Ellie Leah (Shirley), Leon Kay (Frank)