Jos Slovick (Robbie), Amy Lennox (Velcro), Suzie Chard (Clodagh), Beverly Rudd (Dana), Michael Xavier (James Prince), Hannah Waddingham (Marilyn Platt), David Bedella (William George), Clive Carter (Lord Bellingham), Richard David-Caine (Sasha), Sharon D Clarke (Chelle), Sandi Toksvig (Narrator)