Jon Matteson (Paul Matthews), Lauren Lopez (Emma Perkins/Stoner Girl), Joey Richter (Ted/Stoner Boy/Homeless Guy), Jaime Lyn Beatty (Charlotte/Nora/Deb/Colonel Schaffer), Corey Dorris (Bill/Stu), Mariah Rose Faith (Alice/Zoey/Melissa/Greenpeace Girl), Robert Manion (Professor Henry Hidgens/Hot Chocolate Boy), Jeff Blim (Mr. Davidson/Sam/General John McNamara/Man in a Hurry/Greg)