Betsy Wolfe (Lindsay), Matt Bittner (Dan), Eric Peterson (Tim), Nick Verina (Mr. Ed), Zonya Love (Tina), Devin Ratray (Mr. Can-Do), Andrew Call (Cool Guy), Giovanni Cozic (Child), Jeff Hiller (Critic), Gisel Jimenez (Cool Girl), Sarah Meahl (Lindsay 2), Devere Rogers (Humbug), Charles South (Haka)