Matthew Seadon-Young (Bobby Strong), Rosanna Hyland (Hope Cladwell), Jonathan Slinger (Officer Lockstock), Karis Jack (Little Sally), Julie Jupp (Penelope Pennywise), Phil Jupitus (Caldwell B. Cladwell), Alasdair Buchan (Mr. McQueen), Mark Meadows (Senator Fipp), Joel Montague (u/s Tiny Tom / Dr. Billeaux), Cory English (Old Man Strong / Hot Blades Harry), Katie Bernstein (Little Becky Two Shoes / Mrs. Millennium), Liz Ewing (Old Woman / Josephine Strong), Vicki Lee Taylor (u/s Soupy Sue), Aaron Lee Lambert (Billy Boy Bill / UGC Executive), Kane Oliver Parry (Robbie the Stockfish / UGC Executive)