Matthew Seadon-Young (Bobby Strong), Rosanna Hyland (Hope Cladwell), Jonathan Slinger (Officer Lockstock), Karis Jack (Little Sally), Julie Jupp (Penelope Pennywise), Phil Jupitus (Caldwell B. Cladwell), Nathan Amzi (Officer Barrel), Aaron Lee Lambert (u/s Mr. McQueen), Alasdair Buchan (u/s Senator Fipp), Jeff Nicholson (Tiny Tom / Dr. Billeaux), Cory English (Old Man Strong / Hot Blades Harry), Katie Bernstein (Little Becky Two Shoes / Mrs. Millennium), Liz Ewing (Old Woman / Josephine Strong), Madeleine Harland (Soupy Sue), Joel Montague (u/s Billy Boy Bill / UGC Executive), Kane Oliver Parry (Robbie the Stockfish / UGC Executive)