Richard Fleeshman (Bobby Strong), Rosanna Hyland (Hope Cladwell), Jonathan Slinger (Officer Lockstock), Karis Jack (Little Sally), Jenna Russell (Penelope Pennywise), Simon Paisley Day (Caldwell B. Cladwell), Adam Pearce (Officer Barrel), Marc Elliott (Mr. McQueen), Mark Meadows (Senator Fipp), Jeff Nicholson (Tiny Tom / Dr. Billeaux), Cory English (Old Man Strong / Hot Blades Harry), Katie Bernstein (Little Becky Two Shoes / Mrs. Millennium), Julie Jupp (Old Woman / Josephine Strong), Madeleine Harland (Soupy Sue), Aaron Lee Lambert (Billy Boy Bill / UGC Executive), Matthew Seadon-Young (Robbie the Stockfish / UGC Executive)